Last Night I Suck the Dog
Hello, I am currently in Marseille on holiday. Marseille is on the Mediterranean Sea. Its views are beautiful, but its crime rate is high, so I feel a bit ill at ease here in the evenings.
Off the coast is a small prison which inspired The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumbass Dumas. (bonus points [...]
Odor: France’s Secret Weapon
I was on the 5 bus from Campus to the Centre Ville, heading to work. A sweet older woman, in her 60’s I imagine, boarded the bus and sat down next to me.
She smiled at me, said “Bon jour” (I replied in kind), then farted - and quite loudly too.
I was stunned and a little [...]
